When I politely asked my neighbor,
Shannon, to stop sunbathing in bikinis in front of my teenage son’s window, she retaliated by placing a filthy toilet on my lawn with a sign: “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE!” I was furious, but karma soon took over.
Despite Shannon’s antics—loud parties, drum circles, and rooftop sunbathing—things escalated when she fell off her roof and into her petunias. Covered in mud, she finally stopped her attention-seeking stunts, built a privacy fence, and our suburban nightmare ended. My son joked that he missed the toilet, but thankfully, the drama was over.